How I Learned About Women Pt 2: A Topless Dancer Shows Me How Men Are Like Puppets on a String

A few years after Billy My Biker Buddy Put Me on the Path to Enlightenment, a new neighbor moved into the apartment directly above me. As I became acquainted with Cheri I found out she was a psychology student at the local university and was financing her education as a topless dancer. I was shocked at the amount of money this 19 year old was making. Not only could she afford a nice apartment and a new car, but she was also a full time student with no debt.